All of this but also: Google and Apple make this happen on purpose. There is no one reviewing and badging regular commercial desktop software, and especially not free software, and yet as much as we rightly complain about the absolute state of PC software it's orders better than this shit. The whole fucking tradeoff for the shitty walled gardens enforced by is supposed to be a level of quality control and it's a total fucking lie. Every single phone App is shit from an ass and all Apple and Google enforce is things like "you're using Our Ad Mechanism" and "when you sell things we get a cut". It's absolute hell and our benevolent overlords make sure it remains so.
Weirdly even f-driod apps do this from time to time - I don't know if these are just the ones that also exist on the main app store or if it's a general brain disease, but this + the usual foss brainworms interacting is amazing to see