[incredibly deep breath] computer

[incredibly deep breath] computer
god. I love this thing and how absolutely cumbersome it is
that was 100% daria's suggestion because she's far more simpsonpilled than me (which is saying a lot)
The sentence "Laptop no luggable" would make no sense but I think it’s funnier this way
I really do think one of the consequences of the 2008 financial collapse was that a lot of these companies got rid of their Skunkworks esque R&D divisions and just focused on pleasing the Gods of the Quarterly Return. Like I have only really since seen these kinds of swings only out of niche companies like Teenage Engineering or corporations with more money than what they know to do with/sense like Valve.
Yes, screen sizes are given in inches all over the world, and I, being in a fully metric country, find it pretty annoying. If you give me any screen size greater than 17" I’ll have no idea how big it is.
What did you have to say regarding CableCARDs? You haven't added it to the description (yet?).
wrt the laptop inch question from the european side: same deal with TVs, monitors, and oddly pizzas, they're all in inches and you're just kinda supposed to know
and yes, it's weird
so like, this is the thing! it's really cool in the broad scope, but
I only learned this after the video came out, or slightly before, but apparently Dell made a bag for this thing, and it was literally a piece of roll-on luggage, like it had a pop out handle I think. Absolutely breathtaking
oh my god. yeah, the only folks that brought roller luggage to school circa 2005-7 were teachers, lmao.
now that it’s been properly demonstrated i understand why it makes sense and why it’s a nuts luxury product
but what really gets me is the realisation that it was made in a time when people still thought a computer was obsolete as soon as you got it out of the box. someone buying this would have had the expectation it turn into a relic in like 3 years
now, it turns out 2006 was when that stopped being true, but imagine buying this as something essentially disposable
you know, that's apt af, more than you might have realized - because mine came with the DVD burner. if this buyer had waited one year and gotten the bluray, it would still be usable for almost all of its original purposes. but since they jumped the gun and got the DVD version, it was instantaneously last-gen
Plays television, DVDs, and blurays? Records things like a TiVo? Hooks up to the audio system? Operable by remote from the other side of the house?
This is the most "made for my dad" computer I've ever heard of. If he knew this existed in '06 he might have traded in his van for it.
I saw one of these in a nearby Goodwill Computer Store a few months ago, but I didn't realize they were infamous then. Maybe I should have grabbed it, but I already have so many computers and not enough space.
PLEASE tell me that there is / will someday be more about that Pachinko machine in the background during the sound demo??
finally!!!! a good video about the wildass luggable dell that my freshman year JROTC dormmate had
the guy who listened to nothing but mirwais - disco science and tears for fears - mad world. who got so mad he nearly passed out when the gears of war commercial came out because gary jules ripped off tears for fears (he had absolutely no idea what a cover was and it took half an hour to convey the concept.) and yes, he brought it to classes for taking notes
this was already truly the Most Computer Ever at the time, and it's only more true now
thank you gravis
p.s. if you ever want to do one of those clevo p570wm systems, i have one kicking around. supports SLI MXM!!