Entranced by the strange squash that grew from my father's compost heap. He thinks a zucchini hybridized with a butternut; I have no better guess.

i don’t know if it is or isn’t, but if it is…what do you call it?

buttecchini?
zunut?
zutternut?
butterzucc?
bucchini?
butternucchini?

there’s a lot of possibilities, and they’re all kind of hilarious