furiously self-conscious about everything

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The punchlines came as I read, universal truths which I was made to recognize. Eggbug was anxious. New Garfield was agreeable. Eggbug tried very hard. New Garfield likes veggie stew. Eggbug, despite their best efforts, was not skilled when it came to securing a full-time salaried position. New Garfield had no particular opinion of mice. Eggbug was frequently memed. New Garfield denies the existence of New Odie. New Garfield supports and loves Eggbug. The universe is satisfied with New Garfield for his thoughtfulness, dilligence, and optimism.