devil's blade
it's unbearable interning at the bureau of consensus
let me tell you a little about it
i work in the department of window consistency
every moment of every day
we audit the area outside of your window
and make sure the model you see
the mini cars and moth-sized people
and trees and birds and tiny storms
agree with what you see when you go outside
and the only time anyone notices
is when you mess up!
like WHY is it MY fault
the department keeps the dinosaur models
in the same BOX as the frickin' BIRDS
they haven't been around since my BOSS was an intern
and all the dang theropods are IDENTICAL to me
claws and feathers who cares about the details
but put one raptor where a pigeon should roost
and immediately everyone's mad at you
and you're put on a ""performance improvement plan""
i deserve better, this sucks so bad
i'm hoping to transfer to Socks & Hair-Ties
they don't do this dumb shit
Ramsus (Xenogears)