boyfriend: i'm going to claim "scritchscratchentastic" as my 2nd cat name
me: that doesn't sound right, the assonance and consonance are off
boyfriend: oh, it was just a joke
me: no, really though, let's look at the list of 2nd cat names from old possum's book [lists all the cats]
boyfriend: i-i can think of a better one
me: now if you consider how nonsense words gesture at meaning based off the sounds and connotations of existing words,
boyfriend: backing away slowly
