- Goon: There is now an alternate sexual meaning to this word that we would like to avoid
- Minion: Will now only conjure the image of the yellow blob creatures who like bananas
- Henchman: Not inclusive enough
- Henchperson: Too clunky
- Employee: Too stifling and bureaucratic
- Subordinate: Too long
- Sub: Please just, don’t use this one
- Underling: The best option we have so far
I don't know when the tf people considered a goon to be anything other than what these guys are
