Pink

nah you can tell because i like women

but all computers are women so he did like women

It’s not how big your penis is that matters, but how many hours you put into it.

There are 17 billion penises on this planet! 17 biliion! And it’s easy to get discouraged, and think, “I’ll never live up to phallic standards.” But the measure of a penis isn’t how big it is on the outside, but on the inside. What makes your penis great is that it’s yours! No one else will have a penis quite like you. So don’t try and conform to how the world wants your penis to be, but make it what you want. That’s what success really is.

alphabetizes my dick

laugh.