"Justice and Goodness are defined in relation to prevailing power structures, and in this society those structures are cisheteronormative, patriarchal, racist, colonialist, and capitalist. By opposing those values and that society, I obviously place myself into the role of the villain, as I am trying to destroy the system of justice that defines good and evil"
"OK but you are also fighting the Demon Queen and her lieutenants. Don't they also want to overthrow society"
"Yes but they're trying to install some kind of elf feudalism. I'm opposing them because their vision for the world would be worse. Once they're dealt with my next big target is Shell Oil."
"And how do you know the Goddess of Love won't take back the powers she granted you when the Demon Queen is defeated?"
"Oh. Uh. I stole these powers."
"You...you stole your powers from the Goddess of Love?"
"Yeah. She isn't really a Goddess she's just a really powerful elf like the Demon Queen. And elves aren't bullet proof."
"You shot the Goddess of Love??!!?!?"
"It probably wasn't fatal. I wasn't checking. Look she's just another monarch, and her idea of 'love' was so limited, and she talked about it more like a fuel for super powers than like, a virtue or a form of social bond. It creeped me out."
"Maybe you are the villain"
"Oh so now you agree!"
