"You're writing a lot of checks your body can't cash. Enjoy Hades."
"Oh if only you still had a spine though!"
"He needs to feel it all the way to hell."
"Get over here so I can defile your corpse!"
@Slifter: "Wow, that's quite a pickup line."
"The only thing I'm going to be picking up is the skin off his skull."
"Please fuck off from life. Thanks!"
@Zandra gets a bit scary when she plays Dark Souls
"I'm gonna fill you with your own blood."
"Fuck your ass with a piece of glass."
"Let's dance in your friend's ashes."
"Good night. Get fucked. See you never."
"I feel like this guy should have exploded into more ribcages than that." (technically said while watching me play Nine Sols)