"Okay, Coldwave, I know you two are our bosses-"
"We're not your bosses, the Musical Guardians are a non-hierarchical organization."
"Okay, sure-" Says Musical Guardian Smooth Jazz. "Then, I guess I have even more reason to ask- should Megavolt really be the one running our twitter account?"
"Synth-Metal." Coldwave corrects. "And why not?"
"2:53am last Saturday," Jazz recites from her phone screen, "@MusicalGuardiansOfficial posts 'glad they made likes private, now nobody knows about all the kitten crusader thirst traps i'm looking at'."
"Aw c'mon, the Kitten Crusaders loved that post. They replied with so many cat pictures with hearts on them."
"3:16am Sunday," she continues, "@MusicalGuardiansOfficial posts 'musical guardian science fact: venus is the worst planet. this is because it sucks so fucking bad dudes'."
"That's not incriminating, she could be saying that for any reason-"
"3:21am. 'did anyone else think megavolt got way hotter when she turned evil?'"
"That one was me, actually." Coldwave says, grinning.
"Noon yesterday, @MusicalGuardiansOfficial posts a poll:"
who are you voting for in the 2024 election?
"Who'd you vote for?"
"Nobody!"
"You know, you can't sit around waiting for a perfect candidate, Jazz." Coldwave chides. "Vote Megavolt no matter whegavolt."
"Can you please just talk to her about this?"
"We're talking about the future of democracy, Jazz."
