Villain who dug great holes when earth’s pores ought to have sufficed
Noooo, don't listen to her sweetie you're not a villain! You're just a tragic lesbian whose despair over being separated from her lover by the cruel uncaring march of time and fate has manifested into a sisyphean purgatory full of pain and torment!
listen i love her but she didn't even give me a map for nowhere, that's villainous behavior