me: here's a list of 7 crimes that I think should be legal
lead prosecutor: Objection, this has nothing to do with the trial
me: this is establishing character—I want the jury to see I'm fun and spontaneous
judge: objection sustained
me: you two are no fun. I know who's house I'm burning down next
me: ... allegedly
- She/Her
Queer. Left. Writes code and plays games. ΘΔ. Fiancee of
@KiyoneScarlet
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