"You see, most 'Useless Lesbian' scales go from 1 to 10. But this one, this one has an eleventh level. See here? It's labelled 'Sorawo Kamikoshi'. Turn it up to here when you want to get the most absolutely, amazingly useless lesbian you can possibly imagine! Seriously, this woman will sit naked in a hot bath with another woman who's telling her how much she loves her, and she STILL WON'T GET IT!"
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in reply to @chaoticevilspacewitch's post:
Happily married to another woman for 40 years with 5 kids: "Do you think she maybe likes me?"
"Nah can't be, my historian friend told me we're just roomates!"
I'm most of the way through volume 4 of the light novel. Just finished the hot springs file, so the uselessness might actually be peaking into something useful!