Ahh :( I guess I will not use my parents printer :( with USB :( the port it does not have :(
The Hewlett-Packard Company: PLEASE use our Internet of Things garbage 👉👈 instead of the Universal Serial Bus
But how will our printer phone home if it is not connected to the Internet, an important and reasonable thing for a printer to do???
How else can HP Innovate© and Disrupt® our daily lives without being able to install firmware updates whenever they want and paywall basic features?
(IoT should be held with the same contempt as actual military hardware—please read postscript on societies of control please.)
