Israel: Get out of that hospital. We're going to bomb it
-- LATER --
[Hospital is bombed]
Israel: That was, uh, Hamas. What, me, warcrime? We slay on instagram not just the west bank. Plus they had weapons stored there so it was a military target. But they're framing us, this was a false flag.
A terrifyingly large number of journalists: You know what, every other time I've seen someone claim a thing that made them look bad was a false flag it was a fascistic dipshit trying to avoid accountability but you know what maybe it was Hamas
