- JAE, defending CEO: Oakland A's are the worst team in baseball at 25-52, unfortunately surprising no one.
- COLIN, contender for the throne: Seattle Mariners started the season strong, but then Jeff Passan said they were the best team in baseball and they've slid down to 4th in the AL West at 35-41
- AIDAN, the good baseball team haver: the Giants continue to play pretty good baseball. they're 40-33, which is somehow only good enough for third in the NL West. scary division this year.
with the way things are looking right now, the CEO race is likely to be Jae Kaplan's Race To The Bottom and could easily be decided by the end of august. exciting times.
