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so basically they got this cannon, right? it's one of the most powerful cannons ever built. all it does is shoot footballs. in the 6000s they built it and put it on top of Denali, and ever since it
Wait, I don't have any record of Denali. My onboard scratch data lists this as Mount McKinley.
well thats because your scratch data was wrote by dickheads. its called Denali. you don't get to have the highest point in north america named after you just because you were president. do you have any idea how many presidents there's been
That's one of the questions I didn't get around to asking yet.
the current president is your 3,831st president. so like one in 85,000 people in america were president at some point. by that ratio, there are like 15 former presidents living in indianapolis alone. so who gives a shit right
