non-binary plural system.

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Nine: What happens if you have to line up at scrimmage and you’re the only player on your team?

Juice: something very stupid

the old NCAA football rule book was our foundational text, and in almost every case we tried to interpret it as literally as possible. of course, there was neither a rule nor a mere insinuation for how a one-player offense should line up, so we just did our best

the lonely player lines up at center and snaps the ball to nobody. in old football rules this would be treated like a fumble is treated. logically, it’s legal for the center to then turn around and recover it

Nine: But it would be just as legal for the defense to just bowl you over.

Juice: yeah it’s a painful and humiliating experience.

Nine: That’s cool.

Ten: That sucks.

Juice: that’s cool. motion passes 2-1

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