me: bless me father for i have sinned. it has been... a very long time since my last confession, and there's a lot weighing on me
priest: god's forgiveness is eternal, it cares not for time or the breadth of your transgressions as long as your contrition is genuine. confess your sins my son
me: i think the star trek enterprise theme is growing on me. after a couple seasons it-
priest: [sweating, fingernails digging grooves into chair] please don't give me a reason to go to confession myself
