Would you rather have a Cursed Ring you can't take off that strikes you with lightning whenever it's funniest (This is not just based on your sense of humor, but rather that of those who would witness the event. You will never be directly harmed by this, but it would not protect anything in the immediate proximity and would damage any ceilings and such it would have to go through to hit you)
or
opening car doors spawns a chicken in the vehicle door you open. (The Chicken's attributes, personality, species, aggression, etc. are all randomized within what is possible for a regular Chicken. But it will always be a Chicken who's comfortable in that vehicle alone.)
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