"You must share your literal banking login with Plaid, who will log in and make sure you're not doing anything bad and totally not slurp a ton of data"
... really?
"Well there used to be a workaround where you give it an unsupported bank and you just put in your normal banking info, but they turned that off like 10 months ago"
"Fintech" sucks ass, we need teleportation so we can just literally send people cash money. I'll pay a fee I just don't want my fuckin' legal name on every transaction I make.
Oh, you can also get a debit card from them, but it's backed by Wells Fargo so I'm sure there's plenty of pitfalls there.