Plum

@plumpan

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I occasionally write long posts but you should assume I'm talking out of my ass until proved otherwise. I do like writing shit sometimes.

50/50 chance of suit pictures end up here or on the Art Directory account. Good luck.

Be 18+ or be gone you kids act fuckin' weird.

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I tag all of my posts complaining about stuff #complaining, feel free to muffle that if you'd like a more positive cohost experience.

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Plum @plumpan8/22/2023, 10:07 PM

it's ben @yotsuben

it's ben @yotsuben8/22/2023, 8:13 PM

i'm really excited for Aetherstorm: Origins! thanks geoff for getting us gamers a trailer!!

#gamescom #shitchosting

it's ben @yotsuben8/22/2023, 8:14 PM

i'm really excited for Craftwar: Legends! thanks geoff for getting us gamers a trailer!!

#gamescom #shitchosting

it's ben @yotsuben8/22/2023, 8:15 PM

i'm really excited for Forgeheart: Revelations! thanks geoff for getting us gamers a trailer!!

#gamescom #shitchosting

it's ben @yotsuben8/22/2023, 8:16 PM

i'm really excited for Bloodmoon: Shadowfall! thanks geoff for getting us gamers a trailer!!

#gamescom #shitchosting

it's ben @yotsuben8/22/2023, 8:17 PM

i'm really excited for Warborne: Ascension! thanks geoff for getting us gamers a trailer!!

#gamescom #shitchosting #ok i'm done now

Plum @plumpan8/22/2023, 10:07 PM

As someone basically entirely out of touch with "modern gaming", this is how all new games look to me anyway

I'm not even joking they do not process in my head they hit the "new aaa game" bit flag and get immediately sent into the ether

You could show me any of these and start talking about it and I will 100% believe everything you say until you tell me you've been lying the whole time

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phem @phemiliar8/22/2023, 8:17 PM

honestly thought the first one was real, you got me this time

it's ben @yotsuben8/22/2023, 8:19 PM

i'm not sure what you're talking about, this is a Gamerzone™️ with real games only

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Internet Janitor @internet-janitor8/22/2023, 8:44 PM

I feel like I've been waiting forever for the Dragonspalk: Revengeance trailer.

it's ben @yotsuben8/22/2023, 8:46 PM

I don't know how you missed it!

dragonspalk:revengeage logo

Internet Janitor @internet-janitor8/22/2023, 9:33 PM

Oh, thank goodness- I thought I was going crazy!

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it's ben @yotsuben8/22/2023, 8:19 PM

feel free to leave your own favorite game announcements in the comments!! 😱

Scampir @Scampir8/22/2023, 8:48 PM

I was so excited when they announced Bleep Bloop: Wazzahzle

it's ben @yotsuben8/22/2023, 8:52 PM

Didn't quite get that one myself, but I'm always happy when Geoff makes other gamers happy!!
bleep bloop logo

graham @graham8/22/2023, 8:55 PM

I think I'll play Coalition Glorybringer if it's on gamepass, but I'm not gonna pre-order it

gull *Plus!*@gull8/22/2023, 8:58 PM

man i really loved that trailer for Shadowsoul Moonbringer though???? it was really top shelf

Mightfo @Mightfo8/22/2023, 10:15 PM

my personal favorite was GregEater: Vengeance

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noted ear-haver @rachelmae8/22/2023, 10:15 PM

every single one of these has lootboxes and gacha and in-game currency and is made by a studio that is about to be put on blast for sexual abuse allegations

Plum @plumpan8/22/2023, 10:20 PM

yup checks out

- ̗̀ 🏳️‍⚧️Tuddy🏳️‍⚧️ ̖́-@tudsworth8/23/2023, 1:07 PM

They're all real, and they've all got a review average of 85 on Metacritic propped up by outlets you've never heard of.

Lapis the Nevrean @lapisnev8/23/2023, 1:20 PM

All of them are Timer Simulator 2023 where you click a bunch of buttons and have to come back in precisely five hours and thirty three minutes to collect a reward, but they run ads where you play a better game where you have to pull giant pins to get the old man past lava and water traps

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