<Furious Belly Dancing Beat>
Y-y-y-you're listening to 103.9 FM
K D J N
<Bottle stopper POP>
THE SMOKE
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Where your wish is our Comm- DAMN GOOD MUSIC
<Gratuitous Moaning>
B-b-bringing you the best in Belly Dance, Bedlah, and Bottles!
<Repeated IDoJ Blink>
These ain't no Monkey Paw wishes
<Monkey Screeching>
So fill the wishing well with cement
<Bulldozer Noises>
Shoot that shooting star
<Shotgun Click-CLACK-KABLAM>
And strap in for unhinged magic that'll make Caligula look like Major Nelson!
<Furious lamp rubbing overlaid with moaning and smoke FWOOOSH.>
<Repeated IDoJ Blink>
<Camel by Camel by Sandy Marton plays>