I want to do all kinds of cursed shit hardware wise beneath ZFS to see just how much fuckery it can handle. Slow drives, known bad drives, evil HBAs, cheap flash media, you name it.
The goal is I want to prove to anyone that cares that they should be comfortable using cheap, shitty disks, plus redundancy, instead of whatever expensive shit Seagate is sending out to youtubers.
Any good ideas for extra cursed, unreliable, data hating hardware?