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"aw fuck I've gotta listen to that one guy if I watch free practice.... whatever"

Below is string of consciousness notes written while watching FP1.


I will find out his name this weekend and COMPLAIN LOUDLY

Holy shit the honda with mir on top is ugly. It's EVERY color but not in a cool, gay, way.

"honda corporate blue" MAKE IT VICTORY WHITE FOR FUCK SAKE

Mirini looks way better thankfully.

The VR46 bikes look pretty gaudy too. But that's intentional.

I've been watching old F1 all winter and damn the bikes really do lean that much huh? Wild.

You know I hate most of the dorna commentary but I LOVE hearing Simon Crafar talk about bike geometry. TNT please buy out his contract.

MATTHEW BIRT THAT'S HIS NAME

Sorry buddy I can't stand your commentary. I know you're there to do a job and big up dorna and the sponsors and all that but oofmsie

Fuck I miss Jules and Toby and Keith (Huewen). Neil is alright, though he needs a bit of a foil to be his best. Gav is alright, but I'll take him gladly with open arms before Birty. Yeesh.

I'm not even going to ask for Spalders back, we just don't deserve him. We've strayed too far from the light. unpauses video

I like the "well I'm not allowed to use this number because someone else has it so I'm going to make my number look REALLY similar" spats. I should inline pedro acosta's number here.

Being more familiar with F1 than motorcycle racing, it's still really weird seeing american anything in these contexts. Even seeing google advertisements on F1 cars look weird. Hearing an american accent sounds as out of place to me as-

BAN THESE DAMN RIDE HEIGHT DEVICES

they sound as out of place to me as a non american accent sounds to everyone else. So when trackhouse has shown up with a big US flag themed bike... yeah what's this doing here? Who let you in?

American motorcycle world champions? Never heard of them! /sarcasm

I think I'm still in shock seeing Marc in pewter.

Aleix's helmet looks sick!

Damn I just remembered Digi's entire fucking storyline last year. Damn.

Oh yeah, the crypto sponsorship is gone from the VR46 bikes. Take the wins where you can get 'em.

As much as I hate Red Bull, the KTMs do look nice. I think almost by default? Shit whose bikes DON'T look bad now...

Tech3 is meh, why is there a dark blue strip? WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO PUT NAVY ON THEIR BIKES NOW????

Or is it black and I'm blind. Anyway it's okay.... no it's navy.

Holy shit Taka is still here. Buddy how are you doing?

I've been reminded sprint races exist. Bleh.

Rinz' helmet looks pretty cool, would like a better shot of that please.

MotoGP 🤝 Sumo
Performing while injured

"Great race pace is all fine and good but if you're qualifying down the grid you have no chance" DAMN WE WE COULD GET RID OF THE WINGS AND RIDE HEIGHT DEVICES MAYBE THAT WOULDN'T BE AN ISSUE damn damn damn

MotoGP drinking game idea: take a shot every time there's a long camerashot of Gigi.

Oh yeah, they updated the graphics and music. Graphics I'm indifferent, music I still disliked.

I don't know how motogp went from "we're using the dynamic indicator on birds!" to.... the kind of cheesy (bad) graphics they do pre race now. And the occasional dancing devil. But it's been a glow down.

Oh right, bikewatch. The yamahas look the same, they're ok.

The pramac looks.... striking. I don't know if I hate it or not.

Gressini is just a different flavor pramac. They're also okay, okayer than the yams.

MARC AT THE TOP OF THE TIMESHEET LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ugh take the hondas off the screen. Maybe they made the bike ugly so no one will be looking while they rebuild.

I don't know if I can count the castrol honda. That's only one bike, not the whole team. It's good but it doesn't hit as good as the say, castrol toyota WRC cars did.

Frankie's green on the pramac ain't good. Sorry Frankie.

Who have we not talked about? Ducati? It's red. zzzzz

Haven't seen the aprilias in a bit but they look a'ight. The trackhouse bikes..... mmm I'll come back to that later.

Damn seeing Marc slowly grow old hits different. I'm not even joking that shit cuts DEEP. Like he's not old at all, dude's just 30, but he looked Eternally Young through most of his 20s. The stress of the last few years has worn across him like a gentle glacier. Hasn't it for all of us.

I miss Enea's colors on the number already. Maybe it was bad luck or whatever but it looked real nice.

"Is Pedro Acosta the real deal? Find out later!"

Ok but please lets have Marc and some new kid going for the chip and Pecco shitting his pants over in the corner.

OK WAS THAT SHOULDER DOWN ON PURPOSE TO SHOW OFF OR WAS THAT A SAVE EXCUSE ME?

Ok he might be the real deal. Do that a few more times.

Ohhhh ok no he did not have his shoulder down, but he did save a big skid at full lean so that's not bad.

If nothing else that's putting a bit of justification into all of the Absolutely Fuckery KTM did last year when they realized they had signed 3 riders onto two bikes.

And I just remembered about Pol. Damn.

No I'm sorry the "shoulder wasn't all the way down" save was a DIFFERENT one, he had TWO in the last 5 minutes. Alright, okay.

Ain't shit until he does a race distance but, he's fun to watch already! Already more interesting than Pecco.

Fuck you Pecco.

I think that's a good way to end it. I need a tag for these things. How about...


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