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* not counting the sprint race, which is not a race, for contractual reasons.

The recording is picking up mid grid interviews, which is fair because I'm not really up for watching all the pre race features today.


Some VR46 member going for most beard in the paddock.

"Gonna be a tire management race!" I miss Dovi.

And we've skipped to the warm up lap.

Predictions? Fuck if I know but I hope a marquez wins.

They're talking about Dovi now. Thank you Neil.

Dovi was never afraid to back the whole pack up for half a race just to play the tire game. Made for great races too.

Stalled engine!?

Raul no!

I can't remember the last time there was a stall on the grid. Or maybe the bike just wasn't "ready" but that's effectively a stall on the grid either way.

I'm sure Raul making lots of friends by not just shoving his bike off the grid immediately.

Emergency toilet breaks: 1

Fuck I hope they get a camera on the bathroom queue.

Gigi shots: 1

Also something they pointed out on the broadcast: F1 is a (minor) sponsor on one of the motogp teams. And the boss of F1 likes his motorcycle racing. They know where the fun is at.

I thought the front ride height devices got banned???? fucking hell

Start attempt 2

They appear to have started

Marc banging around a bit, good on ya

Already into 4th! What's going on up front? Who cares, go marc!

Marc 4th Alex 5th.... maybe!

There's actually not a lot to say during the race, if it's exciting I'm busy watching, and if it's not exciting there's not much to talk about!

Pedro doing good... wonder if he's burning out his tires? That's the big question.

Is Marc channeling his inner Dovi? Find out next time in about 10 laps.

Pecco trying to check out cmon guys

The japanese bikes are basically their own class, yeesh.

Pedro going to be VERY scary if his tires don't drop off a cliff.

Aleix showing much promise and then doing nothing, same as last year huh?

PEDRO TIRE WATCH

Pedro Acosta is in fact, a mortal

Unfortunately this is what the racing has become a lot, the top 4 all have the better part of a second gap between each one. Everyone's managing tires at their own pace, and you're hoping for someone to fall off a cliff.

"They've all been given communications advice not to say anything about the tires" michelin going full heel turn and pretending to be pirelli. A shame.

Honestly if they could just do some big tire testing to make tires that can handle gestures at current bike bullshit then it wouldn't be as bad.

5 laps left on a 21 lap race and it all appears to be determined. Womp

Well we get to see Pedro burn his tires out completely, that's fun.

Only thing that really happened in the back third of the race was Pedro's tires falling off. Eh.

Plum's Review: 4/10

I think I had more fun watching FP1 than the race.

Hope next race is way way way better.


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