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HerzogZwei
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Tell me about Sega Marine Fishing

sega marine fishing is the idealized, let it cook a bit longer form of sega bass fishing. while sega bass fishing is probably the most popular / impactful arcade fishing game, i'd argue that sega marine fishing is the pinnacle of the "arcade style fishing" game. more fish to catch, more eye-catching environments, and less "only proper anglers know how this works" mechanics like water temperature on the hud n shit. more realized vision, and a better theme, although i will admit i'm a sucker for the tropical theming...

i have no way to prove this superiority objectively, but i know in my heart of hearts that there can't be anything else. i don't even like many other fishing games, and while i have fished in real life, i don't go out of my way to do it. sega marine fishing is just... different. it's not even a childhood game, either! the first time i played it was when i bought my dreamcast from a goodwill with a bundle of games for like $50!

(please excuse old photos and taking pictures of my monitor, i don't have any way to capture VGA lol)

it also helps it came with the fishing rod controller, i'm a huge proponent of alternate controllers helping immersion and game enjoyment, and the dreamcast fishing rod with its primative (but satisfactory) motion controls is probably the main reason why i even like it this much.

so much that i 100%ed the original mode, which is a very long, not well documented online mini-game gauntlet alongside catching (probably) every fish with every lure in every location! i honestly recommend that nobody do this! but it helps that you can unlock some very silly things, like a dog on your boat, upgrading your boat to a huge cruiser, or a raft made from "scrap and tires", or adding decorations from your aquarium from metallic versions of fish to a UFO labelled "state secrets"

also, this charming sombitch that helps you reel in fish and gives play-by-play during the fights with fish, masala! i know that sega bass fishing has a memetic presence just for the over-the-top narration (NOOOOOO! small one...), but i've come to like masala more than the MC in sega bass fishing. and honestly, if sega can put the bonanza brothers in team sonic racing, they could put masala in whatever the next one is that isn't just sonic characters. serious.


i haven't even mentioned the vibe yet, and good lord look at those establishing shots! it might be just because i have a lot of memories being kinda baked while dicking around in arcade mode after doing the original, but the vibe is immaculate! and the music! my god!

just perfect stuff all around. i honestly still put this in my dreamcast more than other more popular "put this game in for 20 minutes every once in a while" picks like chuchu rocket, power stone, house of the dead 2, sega rally 2 (if it didn't run kinda bad on the DC lol). one of the best time killers on the platform, if you have the fishing rod controller.

oh, uh. gameplay. i mean it's catching fish and wiggling the rod and spinning the reel. for all the buzzwords like "advanced fish AI, realistic behavior" and all that, at the end of the day it's basically fishing. i'm not a fisherperson, but fighting a hugeass 300 pound sailfish and winning is real satisfying. everything just melts together into one of my favorite dreamcast experiences, and i wish i could have experienced doing the fish e-mail and online tournaments in it's time

sorry for the rambling, i hope this was informative lmao


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in reply to @HerzogZwei's post:

Thank you!

I think I tried playing this or bass fishing once but couldn't really figure it out. A fishing rod controller would be fun but looks like they're not cheap now :(

I'll have to give it another go sometime.

god you're right, i got mine off ebay in 2021 for like $20 after shipping and now the normal range is like $50-$60, fucking awful! the increase of old video game goods is a whole other can of worms and hatred for flipping culture but it just. sucks

also if you try it again with emulation and / or a controller, i found that you can lure the fish and beat them in the fight by rotating the analog stick in a circle at the correct speed while managing the reeling speed to not outspeed pursuing fish or break the line once the fish is hooked lol

Oh I've got a dreamcast, just not the controller. Though I tend to use an xbox controller instead of the DC pad since me and it don't get along super well.

Yeah the state of the old games stuff is upsetting. I think I almost made a post about it; on one hand emulation and accessibility to files is great, but if you want to use a CRT, which I think really does make a huge difference, it's expensive as hell because of people wanting to make a buck.

i'm also a huge proponent of CRTs and hate how the most accessible ones are listings like "CRT TV GREAT FOR RETRO GAMING $100" and it's some symphonic coax only crap.

i see perfectly fine magnavox / toshiba / sanyo units from ~2005 or so with component, s-video, and composite while looking through goodwill surplus bins and they never get an opportunity to sell at a regular store, they get marked $3 and given probably about like, 8 hours to sell before they're thrown away for scrap, and almost none of the resellers touch them because they can't make an easy profit off of them due to the bulk. if i knew local people that wanted one, i could get them one for that same $3 price if given like a month, but i can't rescue them all because i only have so much space

i got all my esoteric CRTs (a 16:9 toshiba with HDMI in and progressive scan compatibility, a magnavox meant for commodore computers that has all the RGB inputs in my profile banner, and a sony SSM trinitron that's one mod away from being a PVM) for $3 from this surplus because they're still being thrown away! it might just be wishful thinking on my part but i think the CRT bubble will pop... soon? ish? maybe it's just my local area idk

there actually is a proper sega bass fishing 2 alongside SBF1 and marine fishing, i haven't played it but apparently it's a lot less arcade-y and more simulation-y so i'm not in a huge rush to play it

at least SBF2 is a proper home version that is easily emulatable, unlike poor daytona USA 2 that was only "legally" accessible through like a dragon gaiden 25 years after release lol