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I occasionally write long posts but you should assume I'm talking out of my ass until proved otherwise. I do like writing shit sometimes.  

 

50/50 chance of suit pictures end up here or on the Art Directory account. Good luck.

 

Be 18+ or be gone you kids act fuckin' weird.

 

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I tag all of my posts complaining about stuff #complaining, feel free to muffle that if you'd like a more positive cohost experience.

 

 
Art and suit stuff: @PlumPanAD

 

 
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Well better to reply to the meme account than post the link myself

  • We updated definitions file (but we call it something cooler) and it blew up the kernel.
  • We update this file multiple times a day and we're not going to stop doing it.
  • The file you have to delete isn't a driver! It totally isn't read by a driver that completely fucking broke the kernel!
  • The file is just evaluating every fucking pipe in the system no biggie.
  • We haven't decided who to throw under the bus yet even though the only way we could have done a fuckup this big was to have multiple policies and procedures fail massively or not exist in the first place.
  • Good luck!

Any company that does not dump crowdstrike after this deserves to have another outage

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