• they/them

plural system in Seattle, WA (b. 1974)
lots of fictives from lots of media, some horses, some dragons, I dunno. the Pnictogen Wing is poorly mapped.

host: Mx. Kris Dreemurr (they/them)

chief messenger and usual front: Mx. Chara or Χαρά (they/them)

other members:
Mx. Frisk, historian (they/them)
Monophylos Fortikos, unicorn (he/him)
Kel the Purple, smol derg (xe/xem)
Pim the Dragon, Kel's sister (she/her)


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in search of embarrassing memories, taking advantage of Dailymotion to watch the old 1963 Jerry Lewis Nutty Professor, at least as much as we can stand. chemistry representation!...sort of. at any rate it's a movie I remember liking from childhood TV, because if there's any one quality I've never possessed, it's good taste in entertainment. ~Chara


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oh dear, this is really quite bad. I feel like I need to watch a Jacques Tati film immediately afterward to cleanse myself ~Chara


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you know, I've never seen Les Vacances de M. Hulot but, curiously, I've read the book, some time in elementary school. I remember this cover, at least ~Chara


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"...but we have learned, through chemistry—a ha ha ha—man can grow further with the aid of additional elements."

welp time to get out the adamantium, I suppose ~Chara


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you modern-day chemists with all your HPLCs and GC/MSes and your electron spectroscopy and everything—can you compete with a test tube rack full of food colorings??

at some point, however, there was a transition—I'm guessing around the 1990s—when the stereotypical image of a scientist's laboratory no longer meant colored liquids and O-chem glassware but, like, someone in a white coat and latex gloves tapping on a computer, or maybe pipetting something with a dial-a-pipette ~Chara


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so, there's this clever-ish subjective shot in Jerry Lewis's The Nutty Professor where (immediately after a horrific and inconclusive transformation sequence) he's evidently just got done getting himself a new suit and now he's on the way to a nightclub where the college kids all hang out, "The Purple Pit", and everyone he passes just stares wide-eyed at him, and because it's a subjective shot we can't see what they see, but then finally there's a dramatic reveal of Prof. Kelp's new look and it's...Jerry Lewis in trans colors, and a gallon of Brilliantine in his hair. meet "Buddy Love", who is suspiciously reminiscent of Dean Martin. ~Chara

(EDIT: Edith Head did the wardrobe for this movie, no wonder it's so striking)


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