the existence of 'i left my heart in san francisco' implies that every other major American city has a song about every other major internal organ
I left my spleen in New Orleans
My kidney, in Tallahassee
My brain, oh, it's in Chicago
To be polite, we mustn't talk
'bout what I left in Little Rock
Post-GRS, there was once a factotum
Who announced the bequeath of her scrotum.
"For the Dems in Santee
"Who always yield to the GOP:
"Now you'll have the balls to outvote 'em."
~Chara of Pnictogen
