me: literally just doing the job I was hired to do in a fairly competent manner
some guy in C-suite throwing darts at an org chart: hey you're a cybersecurity professional now. Here's a new job title and new boss.
me:
hr: congrats on the mandatory reassignment! There is no raise associated with the position but if you work hard we might give you an office with a door. depending.
me:
me:
New boss: unlike your old position, this team doesn't pay for weekend on call and offers hazily-defined "comp days" instead of overtime. also we're massively behind schedule and about to release a new chunk of corporate middleware that's gonna affect about half a thousand people. we do have a quarterly pizza party and more remote days tho
me: do I get to keep my boot allowance
new boss: wtf is a boot allowance
- they/them
plural system in Seattle, WA (b. 1974)
lots of fictives from lots of media, some horses, some dragons, I dunno. the Pnictogen Wing is poorly mapped.
host: Mx. Kris Dreemurr (they/them)
chief messenger and usual front: Mx. Chara or Χαρά (they/them)
other members:
Mx. Frisk, historian (they/them)
Monophylos Fortikos, unicorn (he/him)
Kel the Purple, smol derg (xe/xem)
Pim the Dragon, Kel's sister (she/her)
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Can’t believe I’m going to have to help rehome my girlfriend
(help multiocculate find a new job)