Etymology is one of the most rewarding things to lie about, I think. I recommend it if you want to get into lying.
wait, though, if Alan Moore is right and all stories are true, then all false etymologies are true because they're just stories about where words come from
by the way did you know that "shit" comes from an old acronym used for public lavatories, a nearly-recursive abbreviation for a polite phrase meant to inform visitors where they could relieve themselves: Sit Here In Town
~Chara