Bobby

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i love cohost but the structure of this site means every few weeks i'll log on and half my feed will be discussing some kind of discourse - either discussing some phenomenon without naming names or just vaguing about how there's some unspecified discourse on their feed (like i'm doing right now!) - and it'll just be impossible to track down the root of the discourse. this is good for when i want to go "welp. not my problem" and close the tab, but less good for when i want to know what the hell people are actually talking about. and because the community on here is small and fairly insular it's easy for it to feel like some discourse has taken over The Entire Site and you're just out of the loop on it

if there's one constant on the internet it's apparently that young artists will keep going back to the well of really lame mlp:fim creepypasta gore shit. instead of cupcakes and rainbow factory the tiktok kids are now obsessed with "mlp infection AUs" where there's like a zombie virus or whatever. i wouldn't know about this if people didn't post about it in the three mlp shipping tags i still follow on tumblr for cute art

me: now, i know what you're thinking. "but bobby, isn't this identical to the heathcliff comic posted on january 9th, 2024, in which heathcliff and the blob walk down the sidewalk and the onlooking birds say 'the blob is dripping'?" but you see, the difference is that in THIS one, simply captioned "drip," heathcliff has taken after the blob's fashion sense and is also dripped out

anthony: you're sick in the head