poppyhaze

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会说中文 ✨ QC at Falcon Safety Products ✨ will never be a famous writer



Starts with a person waking up on a slab as a necromancer hoots and hollers at their success. As they feel their body ache, they hear the necromancer cry, "I knew it, what was missing was a soul, how convenient I managed to find one in the void!"

And that's when they raise their hand and realize it's a monstrous patchwork of various fantasy humanoid creatures. Eventually they discover they got an undead plug-and-play body where through a ritual, they can remove and add a new part to themselves as enhancement. But first thing's first, telling the damn necromancer off because they're a person from our world.

2nd thing is the first power they get is the Boiling Boil Gland, from fantasy bombardier beetles that lay traps. They can turn food into biological landmines they can vomit out. They're powered by hydrogen peroxide and about the size of a fidget spinner, and the moment you step on them, it causes a hard internal callous to burst, mixing 2 chemicals together, producing enough power to blow off a few toes.


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