legit falling asleep at my desk watching the pirates of the caribbean world in kingdom hearts 2 for @SoundsAboutLight. I talked a lot of shit about the mulan world two weeks ago but this is an all time worst disney world. we love to criticize kingdom hearts for worlds that are just "sora and friends watch a disney movie" but he didn't even get to watch this one. all the plot happens offscreen in the form of PS2 cutscene recreations of curse of the black pearl, starring a bad jack sparrow impression. toilet-tier world. here's how dire it is: the best parts are whenever pete talks to barbossa and says stuff like "yikes! you really turned into a skeleton, cap'n barbossa!"
