sam

there's a car in my neighborhood with a "don't tread on me" sticker which sucks but like, there's a few different kinds of people who might have that sticker so I just roll my eyes and move on. now they've added a "trump 2024" sticker, solidifying the exact kind of person they are. so I spit on it when I walked by and now I'm sitting here, aflame with adrenaline, waiting to be punished for my horrible crime. the duality of the goody two shoes. anyway I'm pretty sure nobody saw me