sam

the 30k connections is fucking throwing me for a loop

my first instinct was to "counterpoint" respond to this with a screenshot of the classic tweet "being a bird would be really hard but also a lot of fun", but web search & twitter have enshittified such that it's nowhere to be found. sigh

Start Being A Thought Leader In Your Field By Internalizing These Five Life Lessons From Birds

I'm always saying this.

i tried to click that read more... damn you images im INTERESTED

urgently clicking "see more"

I was going to say "I'll believe it when I see an over-valued corporation massively violate copyright to exploit bird labor," but honestly, "it has never been a better time to be a bird," as if birds were dolts back in 2021, *seriously" sounds like they're looking for VC funding, so...

Birds aren't real (smart)

the ravens here are certainly smarter than most of the human folk

and better at celebrating halloween, too