positivestress

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PITCH DROPS!!! can we all chill the hell out. take it easy. slow it down! we are measuring shit in seconds? are you kidding me? you expect me to get something done in a matter of seconds? the university of queensland pitch drop experiment is currently going at a rate of one drop every 13 or so years. now there's a measurement. "hey can you get this thing done at work?" "sure, when do you want it done?" "by the end of the sprint, please" THE SPRINT? the sprint. am I running a fucking olympic race? I'll have it deployed by the next drop. it'll probably be in like 2028. see you then

as a side note my favorite detail about the queensland pitch drop is that it slowed down by multiple years after they got air conditioning installed in the late 80s


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