ON THIS SITE WHERE EGGBUG DWELL,
A POSTING TREND BEGINS TO SWELL!
WHERE RHYMING COUPLETS EARN YOU CLOUT,
A RELIABLE END TO YOUR POSTER'S DROUGHT.
BUT NOT A RHYME OF SMILES AND BLISS,
NO, THESE POSTS NEED A SINISTER TWIST!
FOR WHILE THE COHOST MODS STILL SLUMBER,
GRUNTILDAPOSTING DOES UNSPECIFIED NUMBERS!