sam

okay first of all this is the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen. I voted no because I am fully in favor of him running twitter into the ground, destroying his reputation, tanking the still way overvalued tesla stock, and obliterating his net worth. however, if "yes" does end up winning, it'll be really fucking funny to see what he actually does. will he actually do it? will he appoint jason calacanis as the new CEO and stand behind him with a replica dishonored gun to his back and whisper policy changes into his ear? will he claim he was hacked and never posted that poll? there is no possible result that isn't monumentally pathetic. I'm actually kind of in shock that he posted this. I didn't think he had enough self awareness to realize that people really fucking hate his guts and want him gone