sam

I think the discourse of "should people be reviewing Hogwarts Legacy?" is largely overridden by the fact that that game, about the evil banker goblins rising up against wizards, apparently has a collectible you can find which is an "annoying goblin horn" that clearly looks like a shofar. There are dozens of glowing reviews for this game and I had to learn about this from some random person on Tumblr because WB Games exclusively sent out review codes to reactionaries and losers with bad taste. For the love of god can a professional critic please write about this game? Because as of right now the entirety of the coverage is pathetic, fawning reviews where (I shit you not) if you ctrl+F "goblin" you will usually get either 1 result or fucking 0