| what she says | what she means |
|---|---|
| I need enrichment for my enclosure | I want to go to IKEA |
I need enrichment for my enclosure

| what she says | what she means |
|---|---|
| I need enrichment for my enclosure | I want to go to IKEA |
I need enrichment for my enclosure
| what she says | what she means |
|---|---|
| I need enrichment for my enclosure | I want to go to IKEA |
Oh cool I can't do any work because my application won't boot because a database account is locked and it's fuckin Oracle!!
I really don't want to go in to work today, idk why I have the Dread again
Guess what the commute took an extra 30 minutes today, for a total of 75 minutes 🙃