
a passively nodal intravenously networked nervous-system fleabag with a smile :)
anarch-esperantisto who enjoys various weird things, like film photography, ham radio, writing systems, and ancient operating systems (win2000 to OS/2 to UNIX),
and big cats!
blanket CW: im weird sorry
there might be kinks here!
also @degarf
Ooh, now that'd really tie the room together. Do you need to be eggnant beforehand or can it help with that?
Oh, it can help with that 👀
If egg laying persists for more than four hours after using the machine, consult a cursed items dealer. For both the machine and the eggs.
I'll keep that in mind if I can even will myself to leave the machine at that point. Fingers crossed it caps out at the sweet spot — 3.99 hours.