picturing the alternate universe where i am a jeans salesman to various furry cowboys helping them to select the optimal pair of thick denim pants to wear per their application

a passively nodal intravenously networked nervous-system fleabag with a smile :)
anarch-esperantisto who enjoys various weird things, like film photography, ham radio, writing systems, and ancient operating systems (win2000 to OS/2 to UNIX),
and big cats!
blanket CW: im weird sorry
there might be kinks here!
also @degarf