postgarf

curious bobert cat

a passively nodal intravenously networked nervous-system fleabag with a smile :)



anarch-esperantisto who enjoys various weird things, like film photography, ham radio, writing systems, and ancient operating systems (win2000 to OS/2 to UNIX),

and big cats!



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also @degarf


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postgarf
@postgarf

shout out to the german guy who does the German pronunciation examples on Wiktionary. good shit, he's literally everywhere and i went to his page and it's like thousands of pronunciations. extremely based.




MxSelfDestruct
@MxSelfDestruct

YOU: "hey, I need a handgun for self defence"

GLOCK: (austrian accent) "perhaps you would be interested in the Glock 19, a reliable handgun in 9mm with a magazine capacity of sixteen rounds."

YOU: "That's great. I also need a gallon of horse cum."

GLOCK: (austrian accent continues) "You will not believe this, but, http://www.ghpc.at/en/at/glock-stallions/"


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