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... Rouge could've told Shadow anything after he woke up at the beginning of Heroes.


Rouge, sitting Shadow down in the remains of the lab he and Omega just blew up: Okay, what do you remember?

Shadow: ... Nothing. My mind is completely blank.

Omega: Alert: Amnesia Detected.

Rouge: All right. Your name is Shadow Robotnik, you're the Ultimate Life Form created by Professor Gerald Robotnik more than fifty years ago. This base we're in right now? It was created by your nephew, Ivo Robotnik, whose wrestling name is Doctor Eggman.

Shadow: ... That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about myself to dispute it.

Rouge: Also, this robot here, E-123 Omega? Also created by Eggman. That makes him your grandnephew.

Omega: What Wait No.

Rouge: You were last seen falling out of orbit after saving the world with your boyfriend, Sonic the Hedgehog --

Eggman, appearing on the monitors: What are you two FUCKING talking about?

Omega: Eggman Detected. Engaging Destruction Protocols. (blasts the monitor into smithereens)

Eggman, shouting incomprehensible profanity through the broken speakers:


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