She was a gamer girl
He wanted a lamer girl
She was too epic for the win
Now she competes at smash
Rakes in that sponsor cash
He's playing Roblox with his kid
Just a Korean guy with too many hobbies
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She was a gamer girl
He wanted a lamer girl
She was too epic for the win
Now she competes at smash
Rakes in that sponsor cash
He's playing Roblox with his kid
I like that this gives both parties a relatively happy ending. Gamer Girl is successful doing something she (presumably) enjoys, Shallow Man apparently does well enough to support a kid (even if they do get played by Roblox).
As both a former skater boy and current father who plays Roblox with his kid, I feel very conflicted about this