People are calling him the “Worst Bard in Skyrim?” You can suck my dick.
Music transcript below (plus a small snippet really gay conversation I had the fortune of overhearing while recording):
Transcript: An acoustic guitar plays amidst ambient background noise. The song is in the major key, and has a soft, serene, and elegant tone. At one point, two women start speaking.
Alva: Well good evening, Jonna.
Jonna: What can I get ya, Alva?
Alva: What can’t you get me, sweetie?
Jonna (blankly): Mmm. Didja want something to eat?
Alva (angrily): Eat?