Just a Korean guy with too many hobbies
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the existence of 'i left my heart in san francisco' implies that every other major American city has a song about every other major internal organ
I left my spleen in New Orleans
My kidney, in Tallahassee
My brain, oh, it's in Chicago
To be polite, we mustn't talk
'bout what I left in Little Rock
dun-dun-dun
has anyone seen my elbow?
has anyone seen my spleen?
I’d go and retrace my steps but I’d be
travelling for weeks
What's the best choice for "I left my liver in ___?" Seems like there'd be a lot of options
I was gonna say New Orleans, but we clearly take your soul, the liver is just lagniappe.
You skinned your knee in Norlands
Dancin' with a chimp
Broke your toe in Kokomo
Got yourself a limp
Oh baby, what am I gonna do
Seems like every time you come back home
There's less and less of you
--Janiva Magness
This would be a good limerick for a trans woman who has bottom surgery in Arkansas.
